shutthefuckupcas:

shutthefuckupcas:

shutthefuckupcas:

My dad accidentally threw a cheese grater at me so I left the room and he yelled “come back here you ungrateful child” while laughing hysterically

Update my mom just told me that if I had even a ‘shred’ of decency I would go back in there

Update #2: my dad apologized and told me he had only done it for ‘the grater good’

(via travelingmindlostsoul)

happyjared:

ALL DOGS SEE YOU AT YOUR MOST UNFLATTERING ANGLE WHERE IT LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE TWELVE THOUSAND CHINS AND THEY ARE STILL SO HAPPY TO SEE YOUR BEAUTIFUL SELF THAT THEIR ENTIRE BODY VIBRATES, HOW GREAT IS THAT?

(via trolling-potato)

bedlamsbard:

The difference between learning a modern language and an ancient language is that in first year French you learn “Where is the bathroom?” and “How do I get to the train station?” and in first year Attic Greek or Latin you learn “I have judged you worthy of death” and “The tyrant had everyone in the city killed.”

(via dean-alicious)

savvymavvy:

methlabrador:

when people say “i dont believe in science”

what are you even talking about

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(Source: isntthatwizard, via shakespeareintellectualbadass)

xmasclub:

all i want is attention but only from certain people

(via courtney-freakin-kidd)

twistic:

cancune:

radiogrimshaw:

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OH LORD

nothing is sacred on tumblr

(Source: aquajoggers, via riverismyspiritanimal)

filingsforkili:

True love is when your pet comes to your room on its own.

(via heart)