hoekage:

the main thing i look forward to in life is raising dogs w/ someone i love

(via artificialhusband)

manicpixiedeathbitch:

  • Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the stone
  • Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the chamber
  • Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the dementors
  • Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the triwizard tournament
  • Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the returning
  • Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the creepy childhood
  • Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the horcruxes and just die already jfc

(via official-enjolras)

"People want to hear songs with the words they’re afraid to say."

richwhitelesbian:

wizcoylifa:

fifty shades (thats it. thats the whole joke. im wearing 50 pairs of sunglasses right now this is comedy gold people)

“ya but how many chainz” i holler from the back of the crowd. suddenly its my show and your girlfriend is on my arm now. shes also a man and your gay

(Source: jordybelfort, via arsonall)

dekutrickortreet:

telapathetic:

when u haven’t masturbated in ages and

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damn imma stop masturbating for a while so i can grow cannons on my back and launch torrents of water at people

(Source: telapathetic, via arsonall)

alvxandra:

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i’ve never seen something so accurate

(via arsonall)

bruceybanner:

i am so sorry

(via twasitwas)

deathnoteforcutie:

when ur alarm goes off on a school day and you just

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(via arsonall)

antiteen:

friend: *turns on country music*
me: can you chill

(via sassiest-assbutt-in-the-garrison)